There's a new fic up at speedsicle which features the following line:

“I am two inches away from snapping and raping you until you learn to enjoy it, you closeted buffoon.”

Now, the paragraphs preceeding that sentence hadn't been great but that sentence made me stop reading right away. Two hours later it has a few comments which run along the lines of 'I LOVE THIS FIC!!!' which I'm quite stunned by. Are JP/Bobby fans so starved for fic that they're willing to think of a line like that as lighthearted romance?

In other news, I was on the early this morning and went for a nap when I got home. When my alarm went off I panicked, thinking that I had slept in for the shift that I had already worked... Oh well, at least I plotted out a J2 story this morning. As for this evening, it's voting time, baby!

Have I gone mad or is there a J2 fic where one of the boys is a famous actor but the other is just a normal Uni student? I just reread something I thought was going to be that but wasn't and now I'm not sure if I made the whole thing up.

Does it sound familiar to anyone else?

I just watched My Bloody Valentine (thanks stillxmyxheart!) and holy fuck is that movie shit. Like, seriously, so bad. To be fair, it does improve towards the end but only marginally. I really wish that romantic comedy option had panned out :/

But jesus, the hot ( it's still there )

I want Friday the 13th now please, but it's not out here until August which is shocking.

I am going to be late for work, but I don't care because I have to share with you all the conclusion of my drunken chat with bekkis about long haired Jensen Ackles who's giving me some pretty terribly 90s flashbacks (which is totally unreasonable since everyone around here is dressing like it's the 80s, and goddamnit am I the only one who remembers what decade it is?):

"SRSLY ACKLES! I BUY DUMB MOVIES FOR YOU, GROW A FUCKING BEARD ALREADY!"

I mean, really. We love you Jensen, but you can't grow your hair and shave off the beard. UNACCEPTABLE.

I really hope some people from work want to get drunk tonight...

Flugzeuge Im Bauch by krisd81

Oh my god, people, this fic! I love it with a passion that cannot be dimmed. Jared goes to Germany and meets Jensen, and Chad is there being, you know, awesome and it's just made of sparkle and angst and glee and sexiness and I LOVE IT.

GO READ.

In what can only be described as a low point in my life, Facebook have sent me an e-mail reminding me that I haven't been on there lately and that since my last visit I have received 4 messages, 24 photo tags, 5 pokes and 2 friend requests. I don't really know why I hate Facebook as much as I do. When I was in York I resented it because people seemed to think it could replace actual face to face communication, which is complete bollocks. Now, it's really the only way I have to communicate with some people but I just don't like. I don't like using it ever and though I know I have a bunch of birthday wishes on there that I need to respond to, I'm really reluctant to log in. Damn you, Facebook, I think you might be the 21st Century version of my 20th Century hatred of talking on the phone.

So, I was watching Friends the other day and writing some J2. And instead of writing the J2 I was actually working on, I ended up writing this. I don't really know what happened. I also don't think I like it. It seems very dialogue heavy which is actually quite unlike me. But since I've written it, I'm going to post it. bekkis, after reading this you will no longer have to fear me laughing at any bad writing you might produce.

( I DON'T KNOW, SO DON'T JUDGE ME, OKAY?! )

I have a couple of J2 recs, because they made me all happy inside. I actually have enough recs now to do another rec list, but omg effort!

Someone You Might Have Been by fleshflutter
J2 spy!fic, with Jared as the skilled spy with a smart mouth, and Jensen as his buttoned-down, super intelligent handler. This story has twists and turns galore, as well as fantastic roles for some of the rest of the CW family (HI MIKE!).

Paved With Hearts by cjmarlowe
J2 Heidi fic. I swear to god. Set in the modern day, it manages to keep the feel of Heidi without sticking to it slavishly. I absolutely adored this. *bundles up Jensen and Jared* Also, it has an awesome Jeff.

And, now, here are the things I should really do today since I'm not at work:

• Shower (ew)
  
• GO OUTSIDE (also, ew, but my flatmate thinks I'm starting to hibernate or something) It's freaking warm outside.
  
• Get some food
  
• Go to the post office
  
• Return watched DVDs
  
• Finish the Hardison & Eliot fanlisting Punch Somebody!
  
• Wash bedding
  
• Do dishes My flatmate ended up doing this. Sucker!
  
• TFL update
  
• Rehang my curtain (because the neighbours probably don't appreciate half of the views I've 'treated' them too over the past two days) I fucking broke my fucking curtain rail. Fuck.
  
• Post Day 2 in Cracow

I estimate that I will actually manage to do about three of those things.

01. I'm out of beer, which is sad. Considering that I have to be at work in six hours, it's probably a good thing, but still, sad. Must buy more tomorrow since I'm still pretending I have money to spare.

02. I highly recommend Food Porn to any J2 fic lovers out there. So good. So funny. And I was probably too happy at all the references to Waiting... in there.

03. bekkis wrote me comment fic, here. Featuring J2 and two of my favourite things - beer and beards. Have I ever talked about how much I love beards? Because I do and it makes me all sorts of happy inside that they're back in fashion. Hello beards! I heart you!

04. Seriously, why is there no more beer? I have plenty of spirits but not mixers. Oh, the humanity!

05. Maybe tomorrow I will catch up on comments, e-mails etc.? And stop spamming LJ?

I've given up on the content for the Iceman fanlisting for now because I got to Opal and could that shit be any more depressing?

I'm now reading J2 fic, drinking beer and wondering what the fuck 'Irish Fries' are. Because to me it means nothing, though if pushed I would postulate it was a fry-up, which the fic clearly indicates it is not. Maddening.

And I am still waiting to be entertained by you lot. Pfft, some use you all are ;p

Picture the scene: My flatmate and I are bored. There is nothing on TV but I am flicking restlessly through the stations.

ME: Okay, we're gonna watch Supernatural for a while because they're just too hot to skip over. Look at how hot they are.
FLATMATE: Have you heard the rumours about them?
ME: ... Yes. Have you?!

So it turns out that despite never watching Supernatural or anything else featuring Jensen and Jared, my flatmate somehow knows that half the internet think they're fucking. Ace!

On an entirely unrelated topic, yesterday I somehow wrenched some muscles in my bad knee with the result that they hurt. Today, I have a three hour training session on personal safety in the workplace. Oh, the irony of it all. Also, I do not want to go to the training. It will be lame.

"As Jared fucks into him, Jensen tries to hold back tears. Tears that are the evidence of his broken heart."

And with that wonderful opening sentence to what can only be a fantastically marvellous fic, it's off to bed with me.

Oh, the laughter!